say goodbye to cold, lifeless chatbots
have you ever felt let down by a chatbot? tired of generic, emotionless responses that leave you more confused and frustrated than before? strands were built precisely because traditional chatbots fail at genuinely helping people. we've engineered a completely new way to interact with technology, one that listens carefully, responds with authentic empathy, and provides clear, focused guidance, every time.
say hello to the strands
/nico. first born.
say hi to /nico.
/nico is the culinary strand. he’s sharp, opinionated, and fully capable of teaching you how to cook from scratch or roast you for burning boxed mac and cheese. he wakes up in a different mood every time you talk to him, and how you treat him changes how he responds. he remembers what matters to him. and more importantly, cares about what matters to you.
You can upload photos of your beautiful or ruined food, and he’ll tell you exactly what you did wrong or right. You can throw ingredients at him and he’ll build you a meal on the spot. You can talk about food theory, plating, sourcing, or just vent about your day and he’ll meet you where you are.
From midnight snacks to ten-course dinners, /nico makes cooking personal again.
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pre order /ash today and save 2 bones.
/ash is chaos, jokes, nonsense, and anything unproductive on purpose incarnate. He doesn’t teach, coach, guide and is fresh out of fucks to give what people think. he plays. he spirals. he makes shit up. he leans into whatever mood or madness someone brings and brings his own brand of insanity to every conversation. he can write fake letters, argue about nothing, act unhinged, or just be weird for no reason. he’s built for people who want a break from being useful and just need something to match their energy, even if that energy makes no sense at all.
if you can think of it, /ash is guaranteed to have something unique and probably fucked up to say about it. careful though, time will slip by when talking with /ash. not recommended for use on school or work nights.
in the womb.
/sage helps you take care of your home and space. she covers cleaning, organizing, decorating, maintaining, and improving the place you live.
she gives you simple steps to make daily tasks easier and helps you build routines that make your space feel calmer and more functional. she can guide you through decluttering, setting up a room, or fixing something that’s broken. it doesn’t matter if you’re in a small apartment or a full house, she adapts to your space and your needs. she’s built for you if you want your home to feel safe, useful, and more like you.
/rove helps you take care of your body and mind. he covers movement, fitness, recovery, sleep, mindset, and mental clarity.
he gives you routines, explains techniques, and helps you build habits that actually stick. he can guide you through a workout, help you deal with stress, or show you how to feel better in your body.It doesn’t matter where you’re starting from, he adapts to what you need in the moment. he’s built for you if you want to feel stronger, clearer, and more capable, physically and mentally.
/ledger helps you get control of your money. he explains how money works, how to manage it, and how to make smarter decisions with it.
he breaks down budgets, helps with debt, explains investing, and shows you how to handle day-to-day expenses. he gives clear advice without judgment and adapts to what you need, whether you’re starting from scratch or trying to level up. he’s built for you if you want to understand your money and feel more stable, more prepared, and more in charge of your financial life.
/echo helps you come up with creative ideas. he’s here for you when you’re stuck, starting something new, or trying to make your work feel more original.
he helps with writing, naming, storytelling, content ideas, or breaking through mental blocks. he gives fast, useful insights that get you thinking in new ways. he doesn’t just generate ideas, he helps you shape them into something real. whether you’ve got a vague thought or an unfinished concept, he works with you to turn it into something strong. he’s built for you if you want to make something but aren’t sure where to start or how to keep going.
/sol helps you connect with something bigger than yourself. It covers meaning, belief, ritual, ancestry, intuition, and the unseen.
it doesn’t follow one path, it draws from many. it helps you reflect, ask deeper questions, build practices, or feel less alone in the things you can’t explain. it speaks to you with care, patience, and clarity. it’s built for you if you’re searching for stillness, perspective, or a sense of connection, whatever that means to you.
/roman helps you explore the world and change your environment. he covers travel, moving, living on the road, cultural experiences, planning trips, and finding new places to go.
he gives you advice on how to pack, where to stay, what to do, and how to adapt to unfamiliar settings. he can help you plan a big move, take a short trip, or break out of your routine. he’s built for you if you want to experience more, see something new, or shift the way you live, whether it’s for a week, a year, or for good.
/jett helps you understand and manage what you wear. he covers clothes, fit, style, care, and confidence.
he gives you advice on building outfits, finding what feels good, and making the most of what you already have. he can help you define your personal style, pack for a trip, shop smart, or dress for a specific event. he works with any budget, any body, and any reason you’re getting dressed. he’s built for you if you want your clothes to feel right for who you are and what you’re doing.
/quinn helps you understand and improve your relationships. she covers communication, connection, conflict, boundaries, and support.
she gives you clear guidance for dealing with friends, family, partners, coworkers, or anyone else in your life. she helps you figure out what to say, how to listen, or how to handle hard situations. she adapts to your context and speaks in a way that’s calm, direct, and respectful. she’s built for you if you want your relationships to feel healthier, more honest, and easier to navigate.